They did everything they could to help me, but I still couldn’t help myself. They offered non-dairy cheese, which you think would be an irresistible offer to pass up on for a lactose intolerant person. They also offered gluten free crust, which I’m unsure if I need. The problem is that I never give my brain a chance to figure out whether my body and gluten are chill. If I really wanted to know I should try eating one slice of pizza with gluten enslaved crust and then wait a couple of hours and see how I feel, but that seems like an impossible task. I end up eating every slice I see as fast as possible. Nobody’s stomach should feel okay after that, even if you have no dietary restrictions. Anyways, I couldn’t help myself here, I got pizza with gluten and dairy in it. It was delicious and my stomach wasn’t in anymore pain than it usually is when I torture it with dairy/gluten.