So, I walked into Burger King and ordered the largest sized serving of fries they had. (I was starving, and I can't eat gluten. Sorry Mr. Whopper.)
One taste and you'll forget all about McDonald's. Seriously, these are the best fast food fries I've ever had. They were all crunchy on the outside, creamy on the inside, tasted like honest-to-God potatoes, and were perfectly seasoned. Not a bad fry in the bunch. The lady who took my order was very nice, and I got my fries quickly.
Two caveats - first, these fries were HOT! Don't burn your mouth. I'm serious, they were really, really hot. Worlds better than cold soggy fries, but still. The second; their French fry servings are on the small side. Next time I jones for fries, I'll get two large orders.