Phoned up prior and asked if there were any gluten free options available given that I have coeliacs disease and was advised that they have gluten free pizza bases.
On arrival was told the opposite and offered a chicken salad instead.
When said chicken said came to the table it contained: Rocket, red onion and balsamic vinegar minus the chicken.
I then asked for the appropriate salad that I had asked for (assuming there was a mistake or the wrong table)
Then they handed over a small side plate of seared chicken for me to add to my disgraceful bitter bowl of rocket