I came in and asked for a gluten and lactose-free vegetarian meal prepared no less than six feet away from all nuts, meats, cheeses and bigots and I was refused service. They said “This is America, Nancy boy,” and then I woke up.
I do plan to go here and get a bucket of wings though, a lot of people say they’re good, and it’s a good place to bust out my cowboy hat that I never get to wear.