NOT SO CRAZY ABOUT YOU
I love leaving 5 star reviews. If I'm unhappy with an experience, I usually don't complain, don't leave a review, and move on quickly. As an entrepreneur, I understand that any business can have a bad day...bad food, poor service, noisy crowd, bad weather.
I'm making an exception here to provide the facts so you can decide if this restaurant is for you. If I could, I'd leave a 0.
*there was an hour wait, so we sat at the indoor, very dark bar (having just flown in from CT, we really hoped to sit by the water at a 2pm lunch)
*we didn't get to eat because, despite our asking the bartender to check our meals 5x, we had to walk out from shear hunger (we needed to find another lunch option)
*the only parking we could find was over a block away...it cost us $25 for a 1-hour meal wait time (not as painful had we been able to eat)
*the limited bar menu had vegetarian and raw options, but nothing gluten free, which we needed (the bar tender barely spoke English and didn't understand what gluten free was, or which meals offered it...she at least asked the manager)
* one funny note...due to the delay, they offered not to charge us ...but then couldn't serve us before we got beyond frustrated after asking a 5th time for a meal check
Well, I'm viewing this as one unfortunate experience in Miami but, sadly, will never be back to the restaurant or the city.