McDonald's

When I walked through the door, I was met by over 100 little children surrounding Jaden, trying to get their food. My boy J had those children in line! Why would I take a parenting course, well, I could learn from Jaden. I was like baby baby baby baby baby baby baby always be mine baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby. Oh, I thought you always be my. Oops, sorry. Anyways… Did I mention there were over 100 people? Well, boy did the staff ever clutch up! I’ve never seen so many hard working minimum wage employees in one fine restaurant. After playing with my lovely kids, I decided to order a delicious big Mac that would make me lose my hunger and then when I ordered my lovely big Mac, I noticed that it was as cold as Amherst on the day I ordered (10 degrees FYI), but that’s fine because the Big Mac was still fire! I didn’t tell Jaden about the cold big Mac, but if I did, I’m sure he would’ve given it a big hug to warm it up. My presumption would be that this eloquent establishment would have some respect for a food connoisseur such as myself. But I was blown away when the employees gave my new child friend a bonus cone on their iced cream! (they have celiac). Smoothie good. The ambiance was really cool. The kids were being a bit noisy but they were cool. I played with them like I said before. Jaden was a master in economics so I talked to him about it and also there was a German girl there who kept annoying me for some reason which I don’t know why but she called me, Brazilian Brazilian Brazilian and also there was a really cool guy there called Jon, he was buying avocados for his bald head. He was bald, but he was nice.

Went out of their way to ensure that my meal was gluten free