My stomach was empty, I was not in the mood
We drove around Boulder just looking for food
I should've had breakfast, but didn't have time
I saw this place and turned on a dime
My hunger was mad and I had to agree
No fun being hungry and had to pee
This place offered food and restrooms as well
Within a few minutes we were feeling swell
But oh my lanta the girl called my name
I unwrapped that sandwich fast with no shame
Pastrami and Swiss and gluten free bread
It was so damn good I'm literally dead!