Not sure what the hype is about this place. Walked in a few times — place legit looks like a school cafeteria that gave up halfway through decorating. Grabbed a few desserts (yes, for a few deserts) — vegan-friendly, gluten-free, joy-free, flavor-free... you name it.
THINK THEY FORGOT TO ADD TASTE.
The cheesecake? Unlike any other cheesecake a human has ever endured. HORRIBLE. Like, is this what despair tastes like?
The pecan pie — I think they left out the sugar... and maybe the pecans... and possibly the soul. Just bland sadness in a crust.
Banana bread was probably the best thing, but that’s not saying much. It had the texture of jello that wanted to be bread but gave up halfway. Like it’s going through something.
I've baked all kinds of breads and desserts — even my worst kitchen disasters had some flavor. A burnt cake would’ve been gourmet compared to this. At least it would’ve had personality