Wayne's Pizza

The pizza is great, perfect cheese/sauce/grease ratio. Ordered a X-large pizza with every meat and cheese offered, I was informed its take 50 minutes. Took 50 min on the dot. I carried the box out and it slowly started to welt in the middle from the sheer girth of this sicilian carnivore monstrosity, I place it down on my car seat. I had to buckle up the pizza to prevent spills because it has the same weight as a 5 month old Labrador retriever. Arrive at home, drop this hearty abomination on the counter and open whats remaining of the box, It's still near fresh from the oven. It's a 30 min drive back to my house No heat, no seat warmer, two windows open. The utter mass of meat, sauce, cheese and gluten was too big to radiate heat efficiently and stayed nuclear hot. The cheese was more liquid than solid. I take a bite and my mouth is ingulfed in wave of semi liquid cheeses and protein from 4 animals that walk on 4 legs. Every full bite felt so dense and herculean. A total overload of dairy and flesh. I muster the strength to finish 2 slices and burn my mouth to what fells like torn ribbons strewn across my palate. I ate the remains of what could have been enough sustenance 8 men over a course 3 days 10/10 will order again