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Made for those who refuse to let a lack of basic amenities ruin their momentum during a long night out.

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Small venue offers an intimate and cozy setting with every seat providing a clear view of the stage. Atmosphere stays chill and connected, blending comedy with jazz for a relaxed vibe. Lineups feature authentic, relatable comedians that create a personal feel unlike larger clubs.

Bathrooms stay immaculate and clean with gender neutral options clearly marked and easy to find.

Hilarious comedians perform on a stage visible from every seat in the lounge. The open concept creates a welcoming energy, backed by professional customer service and immaculate restrooms.

People are saying

"The intimate atmosphere makes the nightlife feel connected."

"The comics here are genuinely hilarious, making for great fun activities."

"The bathrooms here were immaculate and clean."

Good to know

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Open mics happen every Wednesday at 8pm.

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The venue offers a yearlong membership pass for entry to shows.

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Parking is hassle-free and available near the venue.

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Small venue with an intimate layout creates a cozy and inviting atmosphere where every seat offers a good view. Energy stays lively with local and acclaimed comedians delivering consistent performances. Seating is a bit close due to structural pillars, but the space feels functional and comfortable overall.

Restrooms stay clean and well stocked consistently. The entire venue, including the waiting area, is kept tidy.

Comedy shows deliver nonstop laughter in a cozy, intimate atmosphere. Seating up front puts you close to the action, and the club runs smoothly with good vibes throughout the night.

People are saying

"The comedy shows here are so good, I loved watching the talent."

"The nachos here are huge and tasted very good."

"The bathrooms here are really clean."

Good to know

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An 18% service charge is added to all food and drink orders.

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Expect a $20 service fee on top of the ticket price.

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VIP tickets grant front-stage seating but offer no additional benefits.

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Boutique hotel housed in a former brewery blends historic charm with modern luxury. Elegant spaces feature stylish midcentury design and unique cocktail bars set in former brewery tanks. Atmosphere balances relaxed sophistication with lively nightlife and thoughtful amenities.

Rooms feature spacious bathrooms with artisanal bath products and curated minibars. Great views add to the thoughtful decor.

Live music plays alongside outdoor public and indoor cocktail nightlife. Booths made from old Pearl vats require reservations and add a unique touch to the bar lounge.

People are saying

"The hotel staff's service was top-notch and welcoming."

"The nightlife staff here are so friendly and professional."

"The bathrooms here are spacious and modern."

Good to know

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Register for the 30-minute hotel/brewery history tour in advance.

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Daily historical tours last about 45 minutes and include a tasting.

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Private tasting sessions are available after mentioning craft beer preferences.

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Live music venue

Venue combines intimate setting with excellent acoustics and Western-themed decor. Atmosphere feels classy and cozy, with comfortable seating and warm lighting. Live music draws close, personal crowds enjoying clear sound and vintage charm.

Bathrooms stay very clean and well stocked with a classy design. Lines rarely form, making access quick and easy.

Intimate setting feels like a small club with a lounge area in the west hayloft. The lounge offers a relaxed vibe but lacks a stage view.

People are saying

"It's a unique and intimate setting for live music."

"The venue's classy atmosphere is filled with beautiful western and equestrian decorations."

"The nightlife here has great vibes and cool architecture."

Good to know

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Parking is close by, making it easy to access the venue.

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Most of the venue is general admission, so arrive early for good spots.

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Concessions have very limited drinks and almost no food or snacks available.

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Hotel showcases modern design with upscale rooms and concrete floors for cleanliness. Rooftop bar and pool offer stunning skyline views and a lively atmosphere. Amenities include a luxurious steakhouse, spa, and pet-friendly touches.

Makeup mirrors and a hairbrush stand out in the bathroom. The space feels comfortable and well-equipped.

Rooftop pool and lounge offer beautiful city views and a vibrant atmosphere. Bartenders West and Chris add to the experience with great service at the upstairs club and bar.

People are saying

"The hotel staff were so friendly and helpful during my stay."

"The nightlife here is amazing, with bartenders like West and Chris elevating the experience."

"I loved the makeup mirrors in the bathroom."

Good to know

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The hotel offers a complimentary happy hour from 5–6pm with wine and beer.

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Parking is valet only at around $60 per day.

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There are no elevators to access the upper floors of the hotel.

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Tourist attraction

Exhibits combine interactive art, optical illusions, and immersive sound to create a visually and sensually stimulating environment. Visitors move through distinct rooms featuring ball pits, trampolines, and unique installations that invite playful exploration. A bar with specialty cocktails allows drinks to accompany the experience, blending social and artistic elements.

Bathrooms serve as works of art and stay very spotless, which matters for cleanliness. A sign notes men can use the women's restroom, intended only for women and girls. The restrooms also smell good.

A full bar lounge offers a welcoming atmosphere with live music and food trucks nearby. The celestial unicorn beverage blends spicy, sweet, and citrus flavors for a unique drink option.

People are saying

"It's a fun and interactive experience for all ages."

"It's a magical, whimsical, and fun interactive space for nightlife."

"The bathrooms here are spotless and smell good."

Good to know

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The entry fee is about $25 per person, with parking available downtown.

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You need to sign a waiver before enjoying the activities.

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Tickets should be bought in advance to avoid waiting, especially on busy weekends.

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Hotel offers contemporary upscale style with classy, chill bars including a lively rooftop spot. Rooms are modern and spacious with comfortable beds and beautiful views. Amenities include a heated rooftop pool, well-equipped gym, and elegant communal spaces creating a quiet, luxurious atmosphere.

Bathrooms are spacious and spotless with a clean shower. Toiletries feature natural ingredients and soaps have an amazing scent.

Club lounges offer friendly, attentive staff who keep everything clean and drinks served promptly. Enjoy good breakfast and happy hour selections plus Saturday night entertainment in a welcoming atmosphere.

People are saying

"The Hotel staff made me feel welcomed and taken care of."

"The staff here are friendly and helpful, making it unforgettable."

"The Saturday night entertainment and music were wonderful."

Good to know

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Breakfast is only available as a buffet on weekends in the restaurant.

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Live music happens every Friday night at the rooftop bar.

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Cavalier restaurant features a jazz band during Sunday breakfast.

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Live music venue

Majestic Theatre offers a historic, classically antique design with intimate seating and fantastic acoustics that allow unamplified performances to fill the space. The atmosphere feels restorative and elegant, drawing a crowd that appreciates live music and Broadway productions in a beautifully preserved setting.

Bathrooms stay clean and have many stalls. Attendants keep lines short, especially in the women's restroom. Staff actively help manage restroom visits during intermission to keep things moving fast.

A new lounge offers a private bar, exclusive restrooms, and a platinum pre-show drink option. Upgrading to the ambassador lounge adds value with these enhanced amenities.

People are saying

"I found the theater to be beautiful and amazing."

"The bathroom lines were really long at intermission."

"I loved going to shows at this beautiful theatre."

Good to know

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Tickets may be invalidated shortly before the show starts, so check in advance.

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The theatre closes restrooms during intermission, so plan accordingly.

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Parking is available in nearby garages for $15-$20.

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