I deeply regret going to Jet’s Pizza on Ten Ten Road. My life is now divided into two eras: Before Jet’s and After Enlightenment via Crust.
Thanks to that first square of deep dish perfection, I can’t enjoy anything else. Not homemade food, not five-star restaurants, heck, I barely trust water anymore unless it was poured at Jet’s. The dough? Suspiciously perfect. I’m convinced they’ve got a retired Italian nonna chained to the mixer whispering ancient gluten secrets. The cheese? It's so stretchy I nearly used it as dental floss. And the sauce? I swear it made eye contact with my soul. I felt judged… and then forgiven.
And let’s talk about the Turbo Crust. No warning on the box, no waiver to sign—just life-altering flavor bombarding my taste buds like a parade with extra garlic.
So yes, I regret it. I regret not trying it sooner. I regret that I now spend most nights staring out the window wondering if Jet’s misses me, too. I’m not saying this pizza changed my personality… but my dog says I’ve been acting different.