Neon Armadillo

Hands down THE shittiest brisket I've had, anywhere. Additional cons: Everything is way overpriced. Extremely long lines. Pay and tip as you order, so before you ever taste your food or experience service. Way too loud. Had to walk up to the bar to scream orders to someone who couldn't hear what we screamed. All food served on a single tray for everyone at the table to eat from and no plates to eat your own meal... Still blown away on this one. Extremely limited indoor seating. Stale chips. The tacos al pastor were soaking wet and flavorless. Self-serve tea/water/silverware/napkins... At these insane prices Pros: The smoky red salsa and the guac. Live music. Friendly employees. Entire menu nearly gluten free... but who wants to eat it. Big play area for the kiddos. If you're looking for alcohol, a loud environment, live music, shitty food, a giant crowd of yuppies in boots with limited seating, you've come to the right place.

Best food around. Great gluten free options.