Too salty. Too sticky. Too gluten-ey. For the Buzzkill, eating food can both traumatic and oddly arousing. Instead, take Buzzkill to the Good Earth Cafe in Holland. Serving breakfast and lunch, the cafe bakes their bagels from scratch. Their menu, which focuses on sweet and savory breads, wraps and soups, is highlighted by vegan-friendly HappyCow (DOT) com. Even the Buzzkill will find something to like.